it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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