You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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