ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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