Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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