Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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