butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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