The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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