I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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