I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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