i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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