Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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