Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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