I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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