almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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