sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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