Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I need to wash the frat house off of me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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