North Korea, Best Korea!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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