Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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