There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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