college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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