i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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