My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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