I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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