no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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