I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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