They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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