why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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