she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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