Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
