just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize