Me too!
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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