Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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