two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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