You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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