My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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