im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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