would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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