No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
