So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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