Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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