She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize
