some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
it's great music for shaving your balls
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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