You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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