Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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