...so i touched it.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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