fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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