whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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