What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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