Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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