There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
